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John Stossel: Give Me A Break - Global Warming

Hillary's Tax Hike

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Every tax payer should read this Rush caller transcript.
Wealthy Janet on Hillary's Tax Hike

Who's On First

Take a break from all the anti-American Liberal Democrats."Illegitimus Non Carborundum"

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on...

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch,
"Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this:

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business.
What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows!
OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers?
What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on "START..."

A Sheriff Enforces the Law

You probably know him as "America's Toughest Sheriff", a name given to him by the media years ago. It's a name he certainly has earned as the head of the nation's fourth largest Sheriff's Office. But even before he became Sheriff in 1993, Joe Arpaio was one tough law man. More

Arpaio enforces immigration laws and locks up illegals. When asked why few other law enforcement leaders are following his lead, Arpaio surmised,
“They can’t take the heat.”<-Must be Presidente Arbusto's problem.
Read this article by Jackie Gingrich Cushman

Urge Congress to Say No to New Internet Taxes

Take Action: Contact Your Members of Congress Today
Tax-hungry politicians at the state and local levels are salivating at the chance to tax the Internet.

Taxes on e-mails. Taxes on downloads. Multiple and discriminatory taxes on every purchase made over the World Wide Web. Even taxes just for accessing the Internet.

All of that can become a reality if Congress doesn't extend or make permanent the current Internet tax moratorium before it expires on November 1. Contact your Members of Congress now.

HILLARY OR KARL MARX?

During the last Democratic debate, Tim Russert sandbagged Hillary with a move usually reserved for Republicans… It’s just a matter of time before we find him at room temperature in Ft. Marcy Park… The Washington Post has already thrown Russert under the bus.

Hillary or Karl Marx?
"We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

"It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, for the few, and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity

"We can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."

"We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own turf in order to create this common ground."

"I certainly think the free market has failed."

"I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in the entire economy, that they are being watched."

"What I want to do is take those profits and apply them to alternative energy."

None of those seven things were said by Karl Marx or Frederick Engels. These were all stated by Hillary Clinton, comrades...

DREAM Act Amnesty pulled from Defense bill

Another victory for U.S. citizens
Yesterday, Senate Majority Leader Harry "We Can't Win" Reid (D-Nev.) announced that the DREAM Act would not be considered as an amendment to H.R. 1585, the Defense Department authorization bill for fiscal year 2008. The Washington Times reports, however, that Reid will push for passage of the DREAM Act, which would grant amnesty to millions of illegal aliens, by different means (possibly in its stand-alone form [S. 774, sponsored by Assistant Majority Leader Dick Durbin {D-Ill.}]) before the Senate adjourns for the year (i.e., on or about November 16). Reid's concession on the DoD authorization bill may doom other immigration-related amendments to the defense bill as well. firesociety.com/blog/
---------Mexican President: We're Coming, You Can't Stop Us

How do U.S. citizens continue to vote for these anti-American liberal Democrats?

Rudy hits N.Y. Times, Hillary and MoveOn.org

In one of the more transparent stunts of the 2008 presidential race, Giuliani began the day by accusing The Times of selling the Democrat-friendly MoveOn.org a "heavily discounted" ad on Monday that cast U.S. commander Gen. David Petraeus as "General Betray Us."

Republican candidates have blasted the ad as an unpatriotic smear of a revered general, and yesterday Republican Giuliani accused The Times, MoveOn.org and Democratic presidential foe Clinton - who has refused to denounce the ad - of engaging in "character assassination." NY Daily NewsRudy Ad

Jimmy Carter's War Against the Jews

By Frontpagemag.com
It was almost exactly five years ago that Jimmy Carter was awarded a Nobel Peace prize for his grandstanding attacks on his country and his president in the run-up to the Iraq war.

But it is Israel, a small democratic nation amidst a sea of hostile dictatorships, that has been the object of Carter's most enduring obsessions and the target of his most unscrupulous slanders.

Our newest flash video, "Jimmy Carter's War Against the Jews," lays bare this aspect of Carter's political career in devastating detail. Based on a pamphlet by Jacob Laksin, the video powerfully refutes the lies that Carter has spread about the Jews and Israel in his many books and speeches.

Point by point, the video explodes Carter's duplicitous claims about Israeli policies and the Jewish state's treatment of Palestinian Arabs. Contrary to his cultivated image as an international peacemaker, the video shows Carter to be a world-class hypocrite, harping endlessly on Israel's supposed flaws while averting his gaze from the tyrannies that populate the Middle East, all the while pocketing generous contributions from Arab despots. It is a devastating portrait of the real Jimmy Carter. Having seen it, you will never look at the 39 th president the same way. Video
Iran Claims Missiles Aimed at 600 Israeli Targets

PA Newspaper Glorifies Al-Qaeda's 9/11 Attacks

AssHoles of the world / The Loony Left

The Loony Left Has Found Their Candidate
But what leader could possibly fill the bill for American lefties? Why, Osama bin Laden, of course. The world's most famous terrorist has delivered a new message, via videotape, much of it to the American people.

Bin Laden rambles through his latest screed reciting the same kind of nonsense made famous by America haters across the Internet and even in public life. He blathers on about how Donald Rumsfeld was somehow responsible for killing two million people in Vietnam. He tells us how concerned he is about America's sub-prime mortgage "crisis." He blames the U.S. for global warming. He criticizes congressional Democrats for continuing the war in Iraq and warns that America will lose. He invites us all to embrace Islam. And most important, he excoriates the American people for electing George W. Bush to a second term, telling us that we are "not innocent."

Osama bin Laden embodies everything liberal Democrats love in a leader. In fact, if he were standing on the stage at one of their presidential debates, spouting the same ideas he put forth in his latest video, he would be a bona fide hit among their base.

Yes, the loony left has finally found their candidate. By Doug Patton

Disgraced Senator Expected to Resign Today

It seems he wants to ride out "The I'm queer bus."
Although some have thrown him under it.
Why isn't Barney thrown under "The I'm queer bus?"
That's right--It's OK for a Democrat to be queer.
Well, their symbol is the ASS.

(CNSNews.com) - Sen. Larry Craig, the foot-tapping Republican from Idaho, reportedly plans to resign on Friday, just as the long holiday weekend begins. The report comes from "several well-placed GOP sources," CNN said. Craig apparently decided he can't ride out the political storm over his alleged homosexual advances to an undercover policeman in a Minneapolis airport bathroom. Earlier this month, Craig pleaded guilty to a lesser charge of disorderly conduct and never told anyone about it. A number of Republicans, after considering Craig's indignant protestations of innocence ("I am not gay!"), have urged him to leave the Senate. He's already been stripped of his committee assignments, and an ethics investigation was expected.