Disgraced Senator Expected to Resign Today

It seems he wants to ride out "The I'm queer bus."
Although some have thrown him under it.
Why isn't Barney thrown under "The I'm queer bus?"
That's right--It's OK for a Democrat to be queer.
Well, their symbol is the ASS.

(CNSNews.com) - Sen. Larry Craig, the foot-tapping Republican from Idaho, reportedly plans to resign on Friday, just as the long holiday weekend begins. The report comes from "several well-placed GOP sources," CNN said. Craig apparently decided he can't ride out the political storm over his alleged homosexual advances to an undercover policeman in a Minneapolis airport bathroom. Earlier this month, Craig pleaded guilty to a lesser charge of disorderly conduct and never told anyone about it. A number of Republicans, after considering Craig's indignant protestations of innocence ("I am not gay!"), have urged him to leave the Senate. He's already been stripped of his committee assignments, and an ethics investigation was expected.